While I believe this is all a load of bullsh*t, it is always fun to explore what different signs say about an individual. What’s even more entertaining is to see how members of different signs interact with one another in various situations. Which signs get along with others and which do not?
Aries: Known for having an outgoing and friendly demeanor, an intoxicated Aries will bounce from person to person, checking in and making sure everyone else is enjoying themselves as much as the Aries is. If not, you can count on this person to buy you enough shots until you are on his or her level. If you are ever in a bad mood, this is definitely the person you want to hit up for happy hour.
Taurus: Said to be one of the more loyal astrological signs, this person will be by your side no matter what. Need a good wingman for the night? This is whom you should be calling. Be careful though because once a Taurus is blacked out, the stubbornness will be sure to emerge. If they don’t like your game plan for the night, rest assured they will not succumb to this peer pressure, especially when alcohol is involved. This is also perhaps the worst person to get into a drunken altercation with, as they are temperamental by nature.
Gemini: This symbol represents twins and is known for its multiple personalities. You know how difficult it is to go out and drink with someone whose demeanor can change at the drop of a hat? Geminis cannot tolerate indecisive people, so you better know exactly what you are doing that night and who you are seeing. Be careful when you go out with Geminis, as they cannot stand to remain in one place for too long. You know that one friend who disappears the second they black out? Chances are he or she is a Gemini.
Cancer: This is the emotional waste case, the person who starts crying in a heap on the floor when something does not go his or her way. Cancers display an array of emotions in any given situation, which is why drinking with them is not always ideal. One moment they are having the time of their lives and the next they are screaming at the bartender.
Leo: Get the liquor flowing and a Leo’s mouth will not stop moving. Leos don’t hold back their opinions, regardless if they are offensive. Everyone knows how chatty people start to get after they’ve thrown multiple shots back. Be careful when trying to put Leos in their place, as their natural role is similar to a lion: a leader.
Virgo: You can find these perfectionists sipping wine at the end of the bar, solo, after a rough day at the office. These are not your ideal drinking partners, as they tend to keep more to themselves as opposed to a crowd of people. Dive bars? Yeah right. Virgos are neat freaks and hate less than exceptional establishments. If you are looking for a classy night out on the town, then look no further than your Virgo friend.
Libra: A Libra is perhaps one of the best people to go out and get hammered with. They are the happy-go-lucky types who always want everyone to have fun. They are level-headed, which is a great quality to have when getting sh*tfaced. When your two friends get in a fight, you can always count on a Libra to mediate the situation.
Scorpio: Give a Scorpio a flight of tequila and watch his or her opinions unfold. Scorpios do not hold anything back, which can be both a good and a bad thing. However, they are the people who will drink with you throughout any given situation. The best part is they tend to hide their emotions, so you never have to worry about your Scorpio friend getting sh*tfaced and crying in the middle of the bar.
